I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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