Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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