I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
North Korea, Best Korea!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
