Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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