is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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