stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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