yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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