My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
