On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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