You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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