If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You can't special order awesome
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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