I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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