I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
