we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she woke up with a sticky ear
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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