I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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