and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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