Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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