What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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