i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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