ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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