shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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