It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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