He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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