MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Randomize
