Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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