Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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