I hate your face
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I understand Curling. That high.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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