it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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