spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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