belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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