We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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