I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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