med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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