Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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