You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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