Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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