Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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