if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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