Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i think i just lost a toe
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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