i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize
