The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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