Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
how does that bad decision feel?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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