so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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