I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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