I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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