eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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