i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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