ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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