it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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