So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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