Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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