I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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