why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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