i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
This toilet bowl is my home.
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