So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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