I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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